Heated Rivalry Engulfs Mayoral Race in Covensfield

Cut throat campaigns divide Deranged!

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At the onset of his campaign, Mayor Lumpy Conwell promised to build a shiny, new mall for the wanting residents of Covensfield. Expeditiously, or suspiciously depending on who you ask, the Star Fall Mall has quickly become a reality. Will it be an economic boon for this long-suffering region or is something more sinister hidden behind the sparkling glass and polished store fronts of Conwell’s commercial paradise?

That is precisely the notion put forth by the opponent of the pugilistic incumbent — one Victor Kalloway. And it would seem that the challenger’s message is resonating with a significant portion of Covensfield voters after a recent news report accused GreeNo Industries of dumping toxic waste into the waters of Camp Zika. In a scathing rebuke, the embattled corporation has denied any involvement with the tragic pollution that led to the death of campers at the once vibrant Camp Zika.

Never one to stay quiet, Mayor Conwell forcefully defended GreeNo Industries, his long-time political donor, pointing out that the chemical company is the largest employer in Covensfield and one that has made a significant investment into Star Fall Mall. He went on to denounce his challenger, Mr. Kalloway, as a cult leader amid a barrage of unprintable profanities.

The state of this race is murky and trodden with scare tactics, and Kalloway, although novel in his approach against Mayor Conwell, remains something of an enigma himself. Is there any truth to the accusations and rumors regarding alleged cult activity taking place in the woods in and around Covensfield? Can Conwell quell dissent amid his own myriad missteps? Indeed, questions swirl as the citizens of Covensfield simmer in the stew of a witch’s cauldron.    

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