Zombies Everywhere, Haunt Schedule

This installment of Hallowblog Flashback was originally posted Friday, October 9, 2009. In this entry I wrote about some horror and science fiction of the day; there’s also a dash of haunt schedule speculation included for good measure.

In addition to that, this entry detailed our plans for a fateful night of haunting, plans that were altered in a most historic way. You can read all about the results from this trip when it becomes the focal point of Hallowblog Flashback in just two weeks.  

It’s a Friday night in October which means The Haunt Trinity is set to lurk about the state hitting Michigan’s finest haunts. It’s a wet, dreary evening but that will do nothing to deter us haunting fanatics. Tonight we have two very exciting visits; the first stop will find us at Deadly Intentions the winner of the 2008 Monster Award for best live actors. Deadly Intentions delivered a smash mouth, high intensity show last year when we visited on Halloween night and this year’s theme has us frothing at the mouth: City of the Living Dead! Zombies, man! Fuckin’ zombies!!! A whole haunt packed full of my favorite flesh eating dead heads! Listen to this description from the ad in the Fear Finder:

Though the infection has only been spreading for a few weeks almost the entire city has been affected. Will you be able to make it through town without becoming a victim of this terrible outbreak? Can you escape the City of the Living Dead?

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. I have been waiting for a haunt like this since the first time I saw Night of the Living Dead. I’ve dreamed us this day since I discovered the brilliance of Dawn of the Dead. I have hoped for this since I first experienced the wonderful horror of Resident Evil 2 back in February 1998! I’m not kidding when I say that this has the potential to be the greatest haunted attraction that I have ever witnessed. My friends at Deadly best not disappoint!

If I some how manage to survive the sheer horrible awesomeness of this event we’ll continue north to the Haunted Farm of Terror in Lenox Township. This place has drew my gaze for several years now and I’m very excited to finally experience the much ballyhooed hayride which Zioptis says is a spectacle to behold. There are also some zombies to shoot with paintball guns which will no doubt afford a gander from us fine fellows in the Haunt Trinity.

The usual slew of horror films has hit theaters just in time for Halloween a few of particular note include Zombieland, Paranormal Activity, and Saw VI. Zombieland opened October 2nd and devoured an estimated $25 million on opening weekend. The previews reveal it to be more in the spirit of Shaun of the Dead than Day of the Dead but that’s just fine with me. I enjoyed the off the cuff, devil-may-care humor on display in the trailers and I like the possibilities inherent to a carnival atmosphere. I’d like to catch this one as soon as possible. I’ve only seen teaser trailers for Paranormal Activity but it looks interesting. I did a bit of reading and discovered that it’s actually a 2007 mockumentary that has played at several film festivals. I won’t rush to the theater to see it but I’ll definitely give it a view when it’s released to DVD. Saw VI premieres in theaters October 23 and like Paranormal Activity I’ll wait for it on DVD. The last two films have swept the story into some fairly convoluted territory but I like the Saw movies; it’s the first series to carve out a legitimate niche in the horror lexicon in some time and for that it deserves recognition. Can you think of a more recognizable new face on the horror landscape than Jigsaw’s puppet over the last decade?

I absolutely love Fringe. I got into the series when it premiered last fall and I’ve grown to like it more and more as time has passed. The premise has an obvious correlation to The X-files which naturally appeals to me but more than the absorbing story arch I find the main characters fascinating. Has there ever been a more deeply conflicted eccentric genius in television history? He’s wonderful when playing the mad scientist but equally compelling as the flawed and broken father. There’s a redemptive quality about Walter which is appropriately underscored by much of his tragically poetic wisdom.

Below is a rough schedule for the remainder of the haunt season:

Friday, October 9: Deadly Intentions (Warren) and Haunted Farm of Terror (Lenox Township)

Friday, October 16: Terrortown (Maumee, OH) and Haunted Hydro (Fremont, OH)

Friday, October 23: The Haunting (Adrian) and Darksyde Acres (Jonesville)

Friday, October 30: Undecided, although we’re contemplating a visit to either Armada or Genesee County area haunts. We’re also debating a return to some Pontiac area haunts; a selection from all three locations is also a possibility.

We’ve also kicked around the idea of hitting additional Downriver haunts on a Saturday.

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