Gerkins & Pere Cross the Veil

If the rain shall relent, it will be a magical Halloween. Tonight I’ll be participating in a yard haunt with my in-laws and some neighbors. There will be a cemetery scene stretched across several lawns complete with tombstones, ghouls, and even a scarecrow!

Oh yes, there will be candy too for the young ones who can navigate the path through strobe lights and fog whilst festive music fills the air; but it shan’t be easy. A pair of seasoned creeps will be lurking, a duo of undead carnival castoffs who are eager to provide nightmare fuel. This terrible tandem is known only as Gerkins and Pere.

Gerkins is a carnival barker of old who delights in laughs and screams a like. He possesses a dramatic flair that sometimes erodes to reveal a bi-polar disorder. His faithful sidekick Pere is a youthful ball of energy prone to mischief and nonsense; she is often admonished by Gerkins for this but such condemnations do little to augment her behavior. Pere is afflicted with an insatiable sweet tooth and has an annoying habit of parroting Gerkins. Together, the two comprise an All Hallow’s Eve tour de force hellbent on fun and fright!

The only known photo of Gerkins.

The only known photo of Gerkins, date unknown.

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